We sat down with one of our professional SMITE players, Paul “Paul” Berger, to ask him some very important questions involving himself, his teammates, and SMITE.
Hey Paul, it is of the utmost importance that you answer these questions as seriously and thoroughly as possible.
Paul: “Mhm.”
Who is your hero?
You’re my hero.
You don’t even know me, but it’s a great start to this interview.
When you wake up in the morning, what is the first thing you do?
Pop some vitamins, because I haven’t seen sunlight in many years and I require sustenance.
Yea, I do too. I take Flinstone vitamins every morning.
How many doughnuts could you eat in one sitting if you had to? Which flavor?
Chocolate Glazed smacks.
But how many can you eat in one sitting?
All of them.
Okay then… Noted.
Many mythological figures come to tragic ends. If you had to go down, which mythological demise would you choose?
Yo not gonna lie, I know like zero of them, all I know is King Arthur pulled a sword from stone, and after that I have no idea what happened to him.
What was the last meme you saved on your phone?
The biggest meme of all, I don’t have a phone!
I was going to ask you what your lock screen was next, but I guess I have to skip that question now.. Okay, now some important questions regarding your teammates, SMITE, and other SMITE related questions.
Who is the worst at cleaning up in the house?
Ronnie, he leaves a mess everywhere he goes, but randomly one day he’ll go HAM on cleaning, like he’ll spend 2 hours meticulously cleaning his keyboard or something similar.
Which of your teammates could you take in a fight?
Insert generic hippy quote here.
Which season of SMITE has been your favorite so far? Why?
I’ve only played a few seasons competitively, but I think season 6 so far, because we won worlds!
What is your favorite moment so far playing as a professional player?
Winning worlds for sure.. 7th seed garbage rising up and smacking all the best teams..?!? It was insanity.
I agree, it was insanity.
Thank you for taking time to answer these questions, Paul!
Catch Paul and the rest of the Pittsburgh Knights SMITE team face off against Obey this Friday(May 15th) at 5:00PM EST.
